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What I learned in Chem this yrReal Life Application of Chemical Bonds
Written by cracked out chem students at 1am
(stardove3, emeraldrhapsody, almightyshadowchan)
What is the iodide connected to?
Its not really connected to anything, its an ionic bond. Its just saying to the nitrogen Im attracted to you a lot!
What happens when they decide to have sex?
They better be married because that is a covalent bond, and theyre harder to break. If the situation gets hot enough they need a catalyst (lawyer) to separate.
Hydrogen bonds are like friends with benefits. Its all fun and bonding without any long lasting commitment.
Dipole-dipole is like dating. Theyre together but they are not fully committed because when a stronger molecule walks by they have a tendency to be unfaithful.
Van der Waals forces are like being drunk in a bar. Because tha
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