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What I learned in Chem this yrReal Life Application of Chemical Bonds
Written by cracked out chem students at 1am
(stardove3, emeraldrhapsody, almightyshadowchan)
What is the iodide connected to?
Its not really connected to anything, its an ionic bond. Its just saying to the nitrogen Im attracted to you a lot!
What happens when they decide to have sex?
They better be married because that is a covalent bond, and theyre harder to break. If the situation gets hot enough they need a catalyst (lawyer) to separate.
Hydrogen bonds are like friends with benefits. Its all fun and bonding without any long lasting commitment.
Dipole-dipole is like dating. Theyre together but they are not fully committed because when a stronger molecule walks by they have a tendency to be unfaithful.
Van der Waals forces are like being drunk in a bar. Because tha
Nine TimesI saw him nine times.
The first time we were both sitting in the room together, getting ready to take the math test that would determine our placement. I was scatterbrained and throwing things around, trying to find the pencils that I had known I would need but had still just tossed in my purse. He was lounging backwards in his chair, looking for all the world as though he didn’t have a single care in the world, including the upcoming test. It annoyed me, that I was frantic and ready to scream, while someone else could be that relaxed.
I tested out of the class.
I don’t know if he did.
The second time I saw him, it was a few months after I arrived on campus. He was the one rushing and frantic this time, running across the square. He was probably late for class, though I had no way of knowing for sure. I was already lost in my own thoughts and ideas, deciding on my major and convincing people that yes, this is what I really want to do with my life. If they weren
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